thelittleseawitch:

doreans:

There was a recall on some kraft cheese singles cause somebody didnt store one of the ingredients used at the right temperature apparently? And my mom had some last night and was sick to her stomach for two hours. So yeah watch out for that—its not all of them but some of them were affected

More details, including package codes: http://www.wcsh6.com/story/news/local/2014/08/31/kraft-american-cheese-recall/14907895/

me:
mom... dad... im g-
parents:
gay?
me:
going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

officialunitedstates:

people with 100 followers on this site have faqs like “thx for the nice messages but I dont have time to answer all of them!”  really, are you sure, because I have 4,388,070,000 followers and I still answer all of mine

kingcheddarxvii:

I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why

pajamaedprincess:

aaaaa42:

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

(Source: cubedborg)

I finally found one that isn't lame
1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?
2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?
3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?
4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?
5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?
6. What is your favorite video game console? Why?
7. Do you like vanilla candles?
8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon?
9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?
10. What are your plans for tomorrow?
11. What did you have for breakfast?
12. Have you had sex in 2014 yet?
13. Who last slept in your bed besides you?
14. What time did you wake up today?
15. How long until your next birthday?
16. What was the last movie you watched?
17. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose?
18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter?
19. What’s the last song you heard?
20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?
21. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?
23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
24. Where’s the last place you went?
25. Have you held hands with anyone lately?
26. Has anyone let you down recently?
27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters?
29. Do you have more than $50 in your room?
30. Are both of your blood parents still in your life?
31. Were you tired when you woke up this morning?
32. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
33. When was the last time you went apple picking?
34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life?
35. Are you happy summer is coming soon?
36. Do you have drama in your life?

dancrisis:

troylerina:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash grier

I love him already and I don’t even know who he is

that my friends is mazzi maz.

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s)

basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

(Source: canadad)

"Tobio-chan, I don’t know where you’ll be headed after this, but I’m gonna crush you, so you better be prepared.”

(Source: houtarouh)

Boy, I sure do love wearing pants!
—no one ever (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

dreamerofderse:

I’m ready for school

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN